After Tall and Small bought traditional Indian outfits from a guy in the market at Lucknow the pair of plonkersonly turned up in my room the next morning donning the delightful outfits. They duly informed me that they would be wearing the outfits for the rest of the day. I pleaded with them to look in the mirror and accept that they were making a fundamental fashion faux paire. They did not heed my advice and proceeded to wear the carry on costumes to one of the world's most beautiful monuments.
The Taj Mahal!
Like a pair of escapees from a local looney establishment they boldly walked through all the beggars and hawkers to visit one of the most special places on the planet.
Despite being accompanied by the two looney tunes, the place was very special, and a must for anyone visiting India, its pretty mesmerising and can probably only be truly appreciated by actually visiting it!
Mr Jukes proceeded to do 'David brent' type poses around the grounds, I think even some Japanese tourists were taking photos of him, at one point a crowd gathered to see his famous Zoolander pose.
Timbo kept getting comments from local Indians about how regal he looked, looked more like a little fat gadgey in a skirt to me!!
Anyway probably one of the experiences of my life if I hadn't been with those two halfwits!
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