Last of the Mohicans!

Have you ever made a stupid promise that seems like a great idea until it comes time to do it? Months ago we all talked about what we would do to 'stand out' during the Rickshaw Run - after all, its for charity! McGill said he'd grow a proper Victorian-explorer style handlebar mustache, Jukesy said he'd grow a mustache on his cheek so it looks like its fallen off his lip, and I said I'd get a Mohican. Now, Jukesy is growing a beard which he says he will shave into a cheek-mustache before we leave. McGill left it a bit late to grow a handlebar, so he's growing a sort of mustache/goatee (and with his feminine good looks might get a bearded lady gig at the local freak show) He's looking a bit like a 70's porn star. So, the question is ... should I get the mohican? I've got pretty short hair at the moment, so its not going to be a proper spiky one, but not sure if I'll still look like a thug! Why do I make stupid promises when I'm drunk?